The right side
tempts me.

More expensive
Richer
Heavier

But the left side
holds its own.

Less pressure
Funner
Adventurous

What I can't do is decide.
So I decide vegetarian.

Or...umm...wait.

Pescatarian.
I decide pescatarian for tonight's meal.

Yes.

I look
and the menu
is transformed.

Options discarded
others...

I was listening to a podcast the other day and someone was talking about how she went through a period in her life when she "wanted SO MUCH to look at more than just the left side of the menu." 

She said it with such longing...

"The left side of the menu"

as if the right side was...